NFL-Pro Bowl Breakup

Thanks to Will for this...

NFL: "Look, Hawaii...we really like you, really we do. It's just...well, nobody watches the Pro Bowl anymore, and...well we're a business and we"

HAWAII: "Are you breaking up with me??"

NFL: "No, I mean... yes, but, look... really it's just because we think you're so far away from the rest of the country, and fans don't really connect with Hawaii. We think that having the Pro Bowl before the SuperBowl will get fans interested agai"

HAWAII: "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME!?! I'M FUCKING HAWAII!!!"

NFL: "Look, don't take it personally or anything"

HAWAII: "DON'T TAKE IT PERS...YOU JUST SAID IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO FAR AWAY! BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!"

NFL: "We didnt mean it like that. Look it's not you -- it's us."

HAWAII: "IT'S NOT ME??? YOU SAID THAT IT'S BECAUSE I'M FAT AND YOU'RE BORED AND WANT TO SLEEP AROUND!"

NFL: "Hawaii we did not say that."

HAWAII: "BUT REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER! Like that one time Sean Taylor almost killed Brian Moorman on the fake punt in 2007? Those were good times!"

NFL: "I'm sorry Hawaii. Look, I gotta go... I've got a date with Miami, we're already organizing for next year."

HAWAII: "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FREE HAWAIIAN SHIRTS! THOSE ARE AWESOME, RIGHT?"

NFL: "Please stop Hawaii, you're embarrassing yourself."